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So I've been going through my old entries from Live Journal to archive.  When I say old, I mean really old.  The one I'm going to post is from 2005.  Aside from many cringe worthy opinions on pop culture (I didn't like Lonely Island at first and I DID apparently like James Franco- who is one of my sworn enemies- more on that some other time)  There's just a whole lot of a very confused, very depressed closeted queer girl trying to figure herself out. Also, weird surveys.  Here's one that ended up pretty funny (and also showcases my hilariously dated taste in music


Put your music player of choice on shuffle and answer the following questions with the names of tracks that play, in the order they come up
Q: What do you think of me, media player?
A: "Bitches"- Insane Clown Posse
Q: Will I have a happy life?
A: "Amphetamines"- eve 6
Q: What do my friends really think of me?
A: "Dangerous"- Michale Jackson
Q: Do people secretly lust after me?
A: "Everything you know is wrong"- Weird Al
Q: What should I do with my life?
A: Sunset Strip Bitch- Eve 6
Q: Why must life be so full of pain?
A:"Fight Fire with Fire" Metallica
Q: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
A: "Bad Habit"- the offspring
Q: Will I die happy?
A: The Reflecting God- Marylin Manson
Q: Can you give me some advice?
A: It's not a fashion statement, it's a deathwish- my chemical romance
Q: What do you think happiness is?
A: two beds and a coffee machine- savage garden
Q: What's my favorite fetish?
A: any time at all- the beatles
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I'm downloading old entries from live journal and I came across this one from 2004 (when I was 18)

09:18 pm - A list of things to do
Here are some things I want to do before I die:

*get a tattoo
*Publish a book
*Become really rich
*Have REALLY good sex
*Date an actor
*Be on a Talk Show
*get fan mail
*become a groundling
*Visit Amsterdam
*Buy a Fucking Car
*Be some one's boss
*Become a congress woman
*Change to world
*Star in a movie
*Strip
*Gamble
*Be in a Porno
And last, but most importantly,
*think up a really mean name to call Christians

So... I'm not quite as invested in that last one (I just use "X-tians" cus I X out the Christ)  but it looks like I've got a whole lot more to do!

(Lol, I have a feeling most of those are pretty impossible for me- but I would be happy to just screw an actor, and I could strip in the porno we make while doing it.  That's enough for me.  I just need to get Ben Affleck and/or Chris Pine on the line!)

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